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Do Not Chat and Cut t-shirt
Do Not Chat and Cut t-shirt
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You know the type. They see a long line—movie theater, coffee shop, TSA—and suddenly they’re like, “Oh hey, Todd! Wow! Long time no see!” Next thing you know, they’re standing in front of you… ordering a muffin.
That’s a Chat & Cut—the most egregious violation of unspoken social contracts since the fake phone call at the dinner table.
This shirt? It’s not just clothing—it’s a warning. It says, “I see you. I know what you’re doing. And no, I don’t think it’s okay just because you once worked together at Jamba Juice in 2008.”
Perfect for anyone who's tired of society slowly unraveling—one phony reunion at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
That’s a Chat & Cut—the most egregious violation of unspoken social contracts since the fake phone call at the dinner table.
This shirt? It’s not just clothing—it’s a warning. It says, “I see you. I know what you’re doing. And no, I don’t think it’s okay just because you once worked together at Jamba Juice in 2008.”
Perfect for anyone who's tired of society slowly unraveling—one phony reunion at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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