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GPZ: "Grosse Pointe Zone" T-shirt
GPZ: "Grosse Pointe Zone" T-shirt
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Forget TMZ. Forget the Grosse Pointe News. When you've got five boroughs of old-money eccentrics with nothing but time on their hands, who needs Hollywood?
Welcome to GPZ—where a new driveway is breaking news, a forgotten wave is a betrayal, and everyone knows what you paid for your house before you do. This is the Grosse Pointe Zone, where the gossip flows faster than the Lake St. Clair currents and social surveillance is a full-time sport.
From the Park to the Woods, the Farms to the Shores, our local characters could give any reality TV star a run for their money. Old school? Absolutely. Out of touch? Proudly. Endlessly entertaining? You have no idea.
This shirt is for anyone who knows that the wildest stories don't come from the Sunset Strip—they come from your neighbor's book club, the yacht club bar, and that one family everyone whispers about at the Village Grille.
GPZ: All Five Pointes Covered. No celebrities required.
Product Specs"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Welcome to GPZ—where a new driveway is breaking news, a forgotten wave is a betrayal, and everyone knows what you paid for your house before you do. This is the Grosse Pointe Zone, where the gossip flows faster than the Lake St. Clair currents and social surveillance is a full-time sport.
From the Park to the Woods, the Farms to the Shores, our local characters could give any reality TV star a run for their money. Old school? Absolutely. Out of touch? Proudly. Endlessly entertaining? You have no idea.
This shirt is for anyone who knows that the wildest stories don't come from the Sunset Strip—they come from your neighbor's book club, the yacht club bar, and that one family everyone whispers about at the Village Grille.
GPZ: All Five Pointes Covered. No celebrities required.
Product Specs"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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