Ah, the Guardians. You know, when I heard they were changing the name, I thought, “Hey, maybe they'll go with something cool… something with history… something tough.”
Nope. They picked Guardians. Sounds like a credit union.
This shirt isn't for fans of change. It's for fans of baseball, bad mascots, and pointing out the obvious. Because deep down, even Cleveland knows...
Yeah. Your name sucks.
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