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I Ate a 96er t-shirt
I Ate a 96er t-shirt
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So you ate the 96er. All of it. Gristle, fat, that weird little section near the bone nobody talks about… yeah, you ate that too.
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart—or the light of lunch. It’s for the legends. The meat men. The folks who stare down 96 ounces of steak and say, “Yeah, I got room.”
And because we respect your commitment to protein (and comedy), we offer it all the way up to 5X. Because if you’re wearing a shirt that says “I Ate a 96er,” it better fit you after the steak.
Wear it proud. You've earned it. And probably a cholesterol screening.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart—or the light of lunch. It’s for the legends. The meat men. The folks who stare down 96 ounces of steak and say, “Yeah, I got room.”
And because we respect your commitment to protein (and comedy), we offer it all the way up to 5X. Because if you’re wearing a shirt that says “I Ate a 96er,” it better fit you after the steak.
Wear it proud. You've earned it. And probably a cholesterol screening.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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