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I'm a Good Middler t-shirt
I'm a Good Middler t-shirt
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Being a middler—it’s not just a seat. It’s a responsibility.
You don’t get put in the middle of a dinner party by accident. No, no. That’s a strategic placement. You’re the glue. The bridge. The conversational Sherpa guiding two socially incapable people to some kind of passable small talk about movies, travel, or oat milk.
This shirt says, “I can keep the table moving. I don’t choke under silence. I don’t bring up politics. I’m a professional.”
It’s not for everyone. Some people can’t handle the pressure. They fumble, they stall, they bring up kombucha and it all falls apart. But not you.
You’re a good middler. And now… you’ve got the shirt to prove it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You don’t get put in the middle of a dinner party by accident. No, no. That’s a strategic placement. You’re the glue. The bridge. The conversational Sherpa guiding two socially incapable people to some kind of passable small talk about movies, travel, or oat milk.
This shirt says, “I can keep the table moving. I don’t choke under silence. I don’t bring up politics. I’m a professional.”
It’s not for everyone. Some people can’t handle the pressure. They fumble, they stall, they bring up kombucha and it all falls apart. But not you.
You’re a good middler. And now… you’ve got the shirt to prove it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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