Yeah, I’ve been to Romulus. Got off the plane, saw a Tim Hortons, and thought, “Well, this is probably it.” There’s an airport, some hotels, and a mysterious energy that says, “Don’t stay too long.”
No one really plans a trip to Romulus — it just happens to you. Like jury duty, or shingles. But now you’ve got the shirt, so at least you can say you survived it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
