For those who know, this one hits harder than a billionaire’s birthday roast. A subtle nod to anyone who's ever sat across the table, heard the pitch, and thought: "You don't have it. You just… don't."
It’s not a catchphrase. It’s an observation.
A vibe.
A quiet judgment in a loud world.
Perfect for boardrooms, brainstorms, awkward family dinners, or any time you need to remind someone — without saying a word — that they are, in fact, not serious people.
Bold type. No attribution. Plausible deniability.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
