Look, sometimes in life, you open a store... not for money, not for passion—but out of pure, unfiltered spite. Maybe someone wronged you. Maybe they gave you decaf when you asked for regular. Maybe they opened their store first and now you’re just trying to ruin their life one petty transaction at a time.
This shirt says: “I don’t care if we never turn a profit. I’m here to make a point.”
It’s for the bold. The bitter. The beautifully vengeful.
You're not just working—you're spiting professionally.
So wear it with pride, and remember: every latte served is a small victory in the war of principle.
Product details:
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
