Ah yes, the ol’ Tork Bomb. You know, some guys hit for average… some guys hit for power… and then there’s that one guy who hits baseballs so hard they file a restraining order. This shirt celebrates that guy — and the small, loyal group of fans who still watch baseball games voluntarily.
Now, we’re not saying who it’s about. Could be a guy named Spencer, could be your Uncle Tork, the fireworks guy from up north. But if you’ve ever watched a certain Midwestern team and yelled “TORK BOMB!” while spilling a beer on yourself — well, congrats. This one’s for you.
Wear it when the ball goes bye-bye. Or when it doesn't. We’re not picky.
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